Aaaand nothing was what we got. So, we tried again:
Nope, didn't quite make it that time either. Okay, let's try this:
Clearly the third time was NOT the charm. What about this:
That would be a NO. Four? Anybody? Anybody at all. Do I hear four?
After several hours of unbelievable aggravation, the ditching Photoshop altogether (I couldn't get the file size low enough to appease Blogger), saying 3,482 bad words, wasting an additional 45 minutes on Smilebox only to throw my arms up in disgust, this is what I came up with: